I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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