Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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