Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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