Nicole vs. Life
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Come share oat with me in your robe
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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