But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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