1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We just shotgunned beers for America
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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