When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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