just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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