How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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