yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
high people should be assigned attendants
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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