No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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