And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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