butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
my phone needs a breathalizer
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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