Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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