Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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