The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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