If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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