We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
