okay pat passed out under dana's car
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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