is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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