similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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