didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Floor bacon is actually really good
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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