there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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