Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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