i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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