The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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