My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
