Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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