It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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