just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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