what if I'm pregnant?
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How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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