He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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