"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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