I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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