he wants to bone in the snuggie
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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