OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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