We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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