what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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