all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He kissed a someone with a penis
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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