I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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