the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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