I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
