Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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