Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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