You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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