is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Even my vagina gasped.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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