I got chris browned last night
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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