I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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