No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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