Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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