My nipple is on Facebook.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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