'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize