just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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