ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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