Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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