Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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